Contractors, businessmen, college kids, construction workers: these guys normally roam early in the morning to the local fast food businesses and gas stations for food says Vicky Carmelo, a bikini coffee barista from the Hot Yummy Java Jugs Coffee Stand in Lynnwood.
“We’ve tried alot of marketing techniques,” said Cherry Red, from the Fantasy Friday Everyday Coffee Stand. “Pastries, blintzes, bananas, whip cream; but muffins and doughnuts really bring them in. Business is super.”
Many local residents are upset with the coffee stand techniques of luring in men.
“They should be ashamed of themselves, exposing hard working men to such high caloric intake,” said Simon Preem. “Diabetes isn’t a laughing matter. What’s wrong with a simple danish and naked coffee? What happened to family friendly?”
What about doughnuts?
“Oh we serve Danish and doughnuts too,” said Carmelo. “On Wednesdays we serve coffee in danish pastie outfits. These strong men just love the light and flakey kinds of sugar. They keep coming back for more!”
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